Satisfyer Pro 3 Review
Getting Intimate With The Satisfyer Pro 3
Let’s talk about cunnilingus, I appreciate the formal name does not…ahem…roll off the tongue easily. However, oral sex is well known for its capacity to provide tongue-lashings of joy in the orgasm department.
This brings us neatly on to an interesting sex toy that’s been designed to mimic the sensation of oral sex. Allow me to introduce you to the Satisfyer Pro 3. The compact and sleek sex toy that’s been designed with pleasure in mind. The conical-shaped clit vibrator rhythmically vibrates and pulsates, providing intense stimulation that will tease and tempt your vagina into submission.
The Satisfyer Pro 3 Review
In this Satisfyer Pro 3 review, you’ll get to take a closer look at the product. You’ll find out more about the spec, and I’ll give you an overview of the many features and functions. You’ll also learn how to operate the Satisfyer Pro 3 (don’t worry, it’s not rocket science), and we’ll compare the Satisfyer Pro 3 to its predecessor, the Pro 2.
There’s also a section on how to get the most from your Satisfyer Pro 3. The toy is ideal for solo and partner play, and as you’ll see, I’ve included a few sex positions that will hopefully rock your world and help you get a real buzz from your vibrator too!
In the spirit of accurate research, it only seemed fitting I take the Satisfyer Pro 3 for a test drive myself! I’ll share the nuts and bolts of that later too. Phew, there’s a lot to cover, we best get going…
Satisfyer Pro 3 Features and Specs
The Satisfyer Pro 3 has a lot going for it, so let’s find out how much of a buzz you will get for your money.
Sleek Good Looks
As clit vibrators go, the Satisfyer Pro 3 stands out for its elegant simplicity – no garish colors or frivolous gimmicks.
This vibrator boasts a decidedly understated look, from its semi-gloss black finish to its metallic shimmer. The Pro 3 also features accents of rose gold. Sassy and somewhat classy.
The Satisfyer Pro 3 is designed with comfort, as well as fun, in mind. It’s slim, and as we’ve mentioned, is crafted in a conical shape. Dimension-wise, the vibrator has a length of 145mm, height of 43mm and width of 48mm.
You can hold this toy in your hand easily and there are only 3 buttons, so operating the vibrator is relatively simple. We’ll find out more about how to use the Satisfyer Pro 3 a little later on.
What else do we like about this clit vibrator? Well, it’s relatively lightweight at 113g. When you pick it up, you’ll be able to feel that it is weightier at the head end. Switch on the Satisfyer Pro 3 and you’ll discover that this “heavy head” causes the vibrator to slant in the direction of your clit – which makes it even easier to direct pleasure waves towards your sweet spot.
If you need a little helping hand, you can use a water-based lubricant, this should provide a wetter, and arguable more pleasurable encounter.
The innovative, ergonomic clit vibrator is made from medical-grade silicone. Flexible, super-soft, and body-friendly, the Satisfyer Pro 3 feels smooth and glossy to the touch. As a bonus, the vibrator is waterproof (to rating IPX7).
So, you can splash and dance in the shower until your heart is content, take it for an intimate dip in the bath, or head outside in the rain and have fun in a large puddle. The last one is not for the faint-hearted and will require you to find a very private outdoor space!
11 Pulsation Programmes
The Satisfyer Pro 3 benefits from advanced airpulse technology. In a nutshell, this patented technology involves contactless pressure waves invigorating the clit. You’ll enjoy the benefit of tingling pressure powerful enough to evoke spellbinding orgasms.
Pulsation (also referred to as airwave, air suction, and pulse wave) involves the stimulation of your clit with a powerful waft of air. This is delivered from 360 degrees and provides a light but intense sensation. Pulsation provides a feeling that’s reminiscent of oral sex – feather-light licks building to create intoxicating sexual excitement
The Satisfyer Pro 3 boasts a whopping 11 stirring pulse-wave levels. These range from tender and delicate, to strong and intense. You might be tempted to go for the most extreme, but even on the lower settings, this clit vibrator can provide memorable results.
10 Vibration Modes
The Satisfyer Pro 3 also has 10 vibration modes. Again, you can toggle back and forth between the settings, which range from delicate to potent. As with the pulsation levels, you might be surprised as to how much you can feel even the most subtle of vibration settings. Don’t be afraid to try out all of them – and enjoy yourself in the process!
Over 100 Tingling Combinations
We’ve established that there are 11 stirring pulsation levels and 10 arousing vibration rhythms. The functions can be deployed independently or together – and all-in-all there are just over 100 (110 to be precise) combinations to choose from.
We should also give a mention to the distinctive suction head. Take a closer look at the inner area and you can’t fail to see the lacerated curves etched into the toy – this adds to the level of stimulation and can upscale play a surprising amount.
If you’re not a fan of sharing your sexual exploits with all and sundry, you’ll be glad to hear that the Satisfyer Pro 3 is very quiet. You don’t have to blast your music or turn up the TV to cover up the buzz, this clit vibrator has a whisper-quiet motor.
The Satisfyer Pro 3 doesn’t come with an orgasm guarantee (if it did it’s doubtful there would be any stock of the product left anywhere)! However, it does come with a 15-year product protection warranty. Customers are asked to retain proof of purchase and get in touch if they need any assistance.
Your clit won’t thank you for running out of power midway through some private time with your vibrator. You can keep the Satisfyer Pro 3 fully juiced with the integrated lithium-ion (rechargeable) batteries (extra points for green credentials).
You’ll also get a magnetic USB cable. This can be plugged into the USB computer port – simply attach the magnetic side to the vibrator and it will charge. If needed, you can also use a standard 5V power plug. This makes for easy and convenient charging wherever you happen to be.
You’ll notice a white LED button flashing, when the flashing stops, the vibrator is fully revved up and ready to go. It will take around 4 hours to fully charge your toy and you will get 60 minutes of fun from a full charge!
Easy to Use and Clean
The Satisfyer Pro 3 is a user-friendly toy, there’s even a user manual giving you a rundown of how the vibrator works. You’ll also find a safety information leaflet included.
We all like to play with our toys, but we also have to keep them nice and clean (let’s be honest that part is not so much fun)! Thankfully the Satisfyer Pro 3 is relatively easy to look after – soap and lukewarm water should do the trick.
How to Operate the Satisfyer Pro 3
There have been a few upgrades over time (as you would expect), but the manufacturers of the Satisfyer Pro 3 have tried to keep things consistent. The control buttons remain the same, and you’ll find 3 in total.
The ((o button and the )) button regulates pulsation and the ~ button controls the vibration level. As we’ve mentioned, you can combine the two or use them independently for a different experience.
Setting Pulsation Levels
Hold down the ((o button for a couple of seconds to get started. Then simply use the ((o button and the )) button to escalate and de-escalate the level of intensity. No doubt you’ll find one to bring you out in goosebumps! When you’re done you can switch off by pressing the ((o button for a couple of seconds.
Setting Vibration Levels
Switch on the vibration mode by pressing the ~ button for two seconds. If you continue to press the ~ button you will move between the different vibration settings. Again, find the one that sets your heart racing and enjoy! Switch back off by holding the button down again for two seconds.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Vs Satisfyer Pro 3
There have been a few updates over time, with the Satisfyer Pro 2 evolving into the Satisfyer Pro 3. So, let’s take a look at the main differences between the two.
First off let’s explore the dimensions, after all, they do say size is everything! If length is important to you, the Pro 2 has a little more to offer, measuring 165mm, the Pro 3 is 20mm behind on this at 145mm.
As for height the Pro 2 is 65mm compared to Pro 3 at 43mm. Finally, there’s the all-important girth, and this is where the Pro 3 claws back measuring 48mm compared to the 46mm girth of the Pro 2.
Weight wise, the Pro 2 comes in at 248g, whereas the Pro 3 is lighter, hitting the scales at a slenderer 113g. This makes the Pro 3 easier to handle, hold and manoeuvre.
As for batteries and charge, the Pro 2 and Pro 3 are pretty equal. Both are rechargeable and use environmentally friendly Li-Ion 3.7V batteries – providing you with a full hour of play. Charging time proves to be equal too, with both devices taking 4 hours to fully power up. We should also add that both come with a handy 15-year warranty should you need it.
Look and Feel
The main difference here is the body. The Pro2 has a rose gold body made from ABS plastic, (it also has a white suction head). The Pro 3 is black and is made of softer silicone, there’s also an ABS plastic gold rose ring on there for added decoration. The buttons and suction head on both models are both made of silicone, and both models are waterproof.
Power and Intensity
With 11 levels of intensity and 10 vibration levels, and two mighty motors apiece, both the Pro 2 and Pro 3 offer plenty of power and intensity. Using either should provide you with plenty of thrills and spills. Don’t forget to try out all of those combinations for maximum pleasure.
Keeping it Clean
Both the Pro 2 and Pro 3 can be easily cleaned with soap and lukewarm water. However, there is one notable difference. The Pro 2 has a detachable cap, but the Pro 3 doesn’t. That said the Pro 3 cap is slightly wider, so you should be able to give it a good clean still.
The Winner Is…
Both models are very effective, but the Saisfyer Pro 3 just takes the crown. I like the sleek look of the model, and the convex suction cup adds a special something to the vibrator (and to sexual play).
Traditional Oral Sex Vs Satisfyer Pro 3
We’ve compared the Satisfyer Pro 2 and Satisfyer Pro 3, but is it possible to pit the Satisfyer Pro 3 against good old traditional oral sex? We’ve already established that traditional oral sex can deliver powerful orgasms, but despite its impressive reputation, it’s simply not for everyone.
Some women aren’t too keen on inviting their partner’s face to dive into their genitalia – it just feels too up close and personal. Others are too worried about the taste or smell of their vagina to fully relax. Both can put the dampers on enjoying oral sex.
Other women enjoy receiving oral sex but don’t have a partner on hand to indulge them. Sadly, we are all aware that solo oral sex is impossible – unless of course, you happen to be a contortionist.
Whilst I’m not suggesting the Satisfyer Pro 3 is an exact replica of oral sex, it proves to be a good alternative, especially if you aren’t keen on an intrusive head between your thighs, or if you fancy flying solo. The Pro 3 creates powerful vibrations without any physical contact – which is quite an accomplishment when you think about it!
Getting the Most from Your Satisfyer Pro 3
Whether you’re playing solo or with a partner, you’re in for a good time with the Satisfyer Pro 3. Here are a few ideas to get your juices flowing…
If you’re alone it would be rude not to make the most of your downtime. The Satisfyer Pro 3 has an ergonomic design, and this enables you to handle the vibrator with ease. You can move it around to titillate your clit however your fancy. You might find it tricky to find the perfect position – but surely trying out a few angles and slants in the quest for a knee-trembling orgasm is half the fun!
You could just start by simply playing with the Satisfyer Pro 3 together. Having fun with the clit vibrator could be the warm-up act or even the main event. Enjoy some quality time together, dim the lights and lose yourself for a while.
Alternatively, you can use the Satisfyer Pro 3 to compliment sex. There’s a range of sexual positions you can try out, and the clit vibrator will enhance your play even more. Let’s check out a few ideas:
Ride it Reverse Cowgirl Style
Get your partner to lie down on their back, climb on board and get ready to ride. Don’t forget this is reverse cowgirl – so instead of looking lovingly into their eyes, you need to be facing their feet (maybe not as appealing, but it will be worth it)!
This position can be a little more challenging than standard cowgirl, so you might have to jiggle around a little bit to find the best fit. Once you’ve found your rhythm you can add more pleasure by using the Satisfyer Pro 3 to stimulate your clit.
Fly Like an Eagle
If you enjoy anal, I think you’ll get a buzz from this one. Lie on your back and spread your legs – spread-eagle style…aha… now we see where the name comes from. Your partner now has full access and should be able to penetrate and thrust with abandon.
This position is particularly good if you’re feeling submissive as your partner gets to be in full control of the situation. It also allows for plenty of intimacy – you get to look into one another’s eyes and there’s plenty of body contact. As well as deep penetration, you can also benefit from extra attention to your clit – and that’s where the Satisfyer Pro 3 comes in handy. The suction should add an extra flutter and help you achieve a shuddering orgasm.
Doing It Doggy
Doggy-style sex is extremely popular, and it’s not difficult to work out why.
For a start it’s easy to facilitate, you don’t have to get fully undressed and can do it pretty much anywhere (which adds to the excitement). You simply get down on all fours, and your partner enters you from behind.
There’s a level of naughtiness involved, there’s no face-to-face contact, no kissing or lingering eye contact. Somehow the whole thing feels raw and primal, and sometimes that’s just how we like it!
If you’re going to get down to it doggy style you may as well make sure your clit gets a piece of the action too! Your partner can easily reach around with the Satisfyer Pro 3 – sending intense pressure waves your way for added gratification.
Giving it the Big V
This one might need a little more flexibility, but your clit will certainly be grateful to you. Lie down on your back and spread your legs in a “V” position. Your partner can stand between your thighs and you should be able to lean your calves on their arms.
From here your partner can thrust and you can either lie back or lean forward and loosely grasp your lower calves/ankles (depending on your litheness)! Again, the Satisfyer Pro 3 can be used to heighten and enhance the experience.
Does the Satisfyer Pro 3 Hit the Spot?
As a fan of the Satisfyer Pro 2, I was looking forward to seeing what the Pro 3 had to offer, and thankfully, I wasn’t disappointed. I opted to try out solo play, but fully intend to introduce my new friend to my partner very soon.
Performance wise, the Satisfyer Pro 3 has the new convex suction head, and I can confirm, its pulsating rhythm works its way to your clit in no time at all. The weighted head feature tilts the toy in the right direction, and if you play around with the positioning, you’ll reap the rewards.
As for the vibrations, I’ll be frank, they won’t register on the Richter Scale, but they do have a rich intensity. Not too much to be uncomfortable, but more than enough to satisfy.
The difference in material registered for me too, the Satisfyer Pro 3 feels pliable and soft due to its silicone body – definitely a plus point. All in all, I found this fun to use and it certainly did the job quickly and satisfactorily!
If I were to grumble at all, I’d say the only drawback is you might have to think about your play in advance. It takes a good 4 hours to charge the toy, so last-minute fun might be difficult! However, once you’ve sorted that out you can enjoy up to a full hour of pleasure (if you can take that much)!
Would I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 3?
Absolutely. I liked the silicone soft body and the sleek look. The vibrations and pulsations can be tweaked to your tastes and the vibrator is easy to use. Above all else, as the name suggests, the Satisfyer Pro 3 certainly quenches your sexual thirst!