How To Simulate A Blowjob

Very few things can compare to a blowjob at the end of a hard day. Notice that I said “few things”, not nothing. Today we’re here to talk about how you can go about simulating a blowjob, and three of the best toys that do an amazing job simulating a blowjob.

Whether you don’t have a partner, or you do have one, but they just aren’t up for the task as often as you might like, there are options to satisfy you. Technology has come a long way, and fortunately for us, that means some high-tech toys out there are able to provide a sensation very similar to an actual blowjob. While it might not be as sexy as a lover doing it for you, these toys and solutions will certainly do when you’re in a pinch!

The key to an awesome blowjob-like experience is two things: the toy and your mindset. In this article, we’ll list the best toys if you’re willing to spend, some alternative solutions if you want to DIY it, and finally, a few tips to really get into the experience.

We’ll start off by looking at your toy options and discussing which one is likely the best for you.

What Makes A Toy Feel Like A BJ?

One of the most important elements for a toy to be able to accurately simulate a blowjob is definitely suction. It’s not everything, but it’s just a big part of the experience. Other things are of course the internal texture, and particularly the entrance. These are the things we focused on when selecting the best toys to simulate the real thing. Here’s what we found.

Our Top Pick: Fleshlight Turbo Thrust

At first glance, the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust looks much like other fleshlights of high quality, and you might not immediately realize how it’s made to simulate a blowjob. Stay with me; it’s all in the details. 

What makes it different then? Well, what the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust has that creates a BJ-like feeling in particular is its unique entrance, which is designed to feel like a mouth. There are two separate suspended ports, with cutout areas in between, which are intended to feel like lips and tongue. Because of the cutout areas, it feels sort of airy, which contributes to the feeling. These two ports move independently of each other, creating a unique, subtle effect you won’t find in other fleshlights. This effect is especially noticeable when you pull out and the entry points gently grip your penis.

When you press in further and past the entrances, you are met with an intense texture made to mimic the feeling of being deep-throated. The ribbed inside grips tightly around you. There are three different textures inside the toy, each providing a new, unique sensation the deeper you push. 

Sure, it does look much like any regular fleshlight, but the feel of it is completely different and a game-changer if fellatio is your aim. Especially when you’re lubing up properly, which you absolutely should do. The toy is also waterproof, so nothing to worry about there. The toy has an insertable length of 8.5 inches, and while it is tight, it’s also flexible enough to fit most sizes.

You can be as rough you want with the Turbo as the material, while very soft, is also extremely durable. The combination of the durable internal material and the fact that it is waterproof makes clean-up extremely easy. When you need to clean it, simply remove the sleeve from the case and rinse it in water and with a mild, non-deteriorating soap or toy cleaner. Rinse off and leave to dry.

The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust has screw-off caps on both ends. By adjusting the bottom cap, you also adjust the level of suction. Once you’ve found the right level of suction, you’ll enjoy the toy similarly to how much you enjoy a blowjob. Another bonus is the clear case, which lets you get a glimpse of the action. 

Want to try using the toy hands-free? The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust is also compatible with the shower mount that the same brand and website (fleshlight.eu) sells, which means you can attach it to the wall with a suction cup in your shower.

It also falls in the right spot between quality and price, being well-designed, of great quality materials and still not emptying your wallet. The toy comes in two color alternatives, Blue Ice and Copper.

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Premium Choice: Kiiroo Keon

If you’re looking for the future of masturbation, it’s right here in the compact but powerful Kiiroo Keon. This high-tech, automatic stroker promises and delivers experiences that sound like they’re straight out of a Sci-Fi movie.

The sleeve is made up of a material specifically designed to feel like real skin. That, in combination with the internal texture of bumps and spiral ridges, will intensely stimulate you with every stroke. Speaking of which, the toy lets you adjust the length of the strokes to your liking. At the fastest mode, it can go up to 230 strokes per minute! All of this comes in one compact package, with the longest side being just 8.6 inches. It weighs in at 2.4 lbs. 

You don’t have to rely on your imagination while using the Kiiroo Keon, as you can choose to feel every move through interactive Virtual Reality content. You’ll also find tons of syncable 2D-porn if you don’t own a VR headset. You can even interact and sync up to sexy cam girls live with Keon by Kiiroo. All the content you find on FeelMe.com is compatible with this revolutionary stroker!

You can also use it together with a long-distance partner, as it can sync up to any other Kiiroo or FeelTechnology-enabled toy. This means you and your partner can literally feel each other’s every move, even from thousands of miles away. Connect your toys to an app through Bluetooth, and sync up to each other’s toys, video call, or even hand over control of the settings to your partner. As all Kiiroo toys sync, you can use the Kiiroo toys as a straight or gay couple.

Charging the toy does take up a fair amount of time, namely 4 hours, and your playtime will range from 30 min to 2 hours depending on what settings you’re using.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t do the best job simulating oral sex – after all, it strokes and doesn’t suck. It still does a great job as a BJ simulator for another important reason. The extremely erotic videos available to sync the toy allows you to imagine getting a blowjob from one of the hottest porn stars through the combination of audio, visuals, and sensation.

It is a bit pricey, but that’s normally what one can expect to pay for sophisticated technology such as the Keon. And after all, you’re paying to be one of the first men to experience the magic of interactive teledildonics.

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Highest Intensity: Vibrating Dick Sucker

If you want to take masturbation to the highest level, this is the toy for you. With a stimulating texture, snug tightness, suction, and vibrations all in one, the Vibrating Dick Sucker takes you for one hell of a ride. If you’re looking for the most intense blowjob experience, this is probably it.

The shape of the toy may give the impression that it would be rather gentle, but it has tons to offer when it comes to intensity. It’s also very adjustable, allowing you to pick just the right amount of vibrations and suction that equates to heaven to you.

Here’s how it works; you turn on the toy by pressing down the start button for 3 seconds. Once you’re ready, you can start by applying a lube of choice to the toy and yourself before entering. As you enter the toy you’ll be stimulated by all the bumps and ridges of the soft sleeve, and gripped by the tightness at the same time. One of the buttons lets you turn on vibrations, and play around with the three vibration patterns you have to choose between. You can then use the second button to turn on the suction, and here you have four patterns to switch between. Once you’ve turned on the vibrations and suction, it’s game over. It’s only a matter of minutes until the toy has relentlessly sucked an intense orgasm out of you.

The vibrations are pleasurable, but not too intense. The vibrations mainly surround the head, while the suction wraps around all of your member. The controls are very simple to use, so you can adjust anytime mid-action without much hassle.

Being waterproof, this toy really has it all. You can use lube generously without a worry, and when it’s time for the cleanup, you can remove the silicone sleeve for a very easy and thorough wash.

You do need to charge the toy, and you will do so with the USB cable that comes with your purchase. Charging only takes a couple of hours, and once it’s fully charged you can enjoy it for up to 1.5 hours. 

While the toy is a bit pricey, I consider that fair since it provides you with one of the most intense experiences a toy can offer. 

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DIY Options: Ones That Work And Ones That Don’t

You may have heard a few ideas about how you can DIY yourself a blowjob simulator, and some of these ideas are actually pretty pleasant. Others are straight-up dangerous. We’ll go through which you can give a try in a pinch, and which ones you should stay far, far away from.

Raw Meat

Using raw meat, as well as most other foods, are a pretty bad idea. Raw meat contains bacteria that could potentially give you a nasty infection, which is why you should never try using any kind of meat as a fleshlight.

You may also have heard of using pie or jelly as a fleshlight, and while those options most likely aren’t harmful to you, they don’t work very well for simulating a blowjob.

Vacuum Cleaner

Can your vacuum cleaner double as a blowjob simulator? Well, most likely not. While a vacuum cleaner has the suction part down, that’s pretty much all it has going for it. The suction isn’t made for your sensitive parts, either, and may end up leaving bruising or chafing. In the worst case, you can even get stuck and need to head to the ER with a rather embarrassing explanation. Using a vacuum cleaner to simulate a blowjob can end up hurting you and should be avoided.

DIY Sleeve

There are a few decent options if you’re willing to put in a bit of effort to DIY it. One of the most popular methods consists of a glass, wet sponges, and a glove. You dampen the sponges with warm water and insert them into the glass, and in between the sponges you use the glove to create the entrance. Add lube, and you have something like a cheap fleshlight. Since there’s no suction or really any feeling of a mouth, it doesn’t do a great job of feeling like a blowjob, though. 

Alternatively, you can use empty Pringles instead of a glass to create a deeper fleshlight. Just like the first option, it won’t feel like a blowjob, but can still feel pretty nice.

There is an easy way to create a DIY fleshlight with suction, although it is a bit wasteful. A half-full bottle of lubricant, lotion, or conditioner with the right opening size can be used as is, and gently squeezing the bottle will create the desired suction. As I said, it is wasteful, though, because you might not want to use the remains of the lotion or conditioner afterwards.

Tips For When You’re Using A Toy

So, what next when you have purchased and received the blowjob simulator? How do you use it for the best experience? Here are a few tips for you to get started with your new buddy.

Mount The Toy Somewhere

If you can fasten or mount the fleshlight somewhere, that will improve your experience drastically. When you don’t have to worry about holding the fleshlight it’s much easier to concentrate on the experience, and also immediately feels more like you’re fucking a mouth than jerking yourself off. Whether you buy a mount for the toy or find another way to attach it, it’s worth your time if you find a good way to position it for hands-free use.

Use Your Imagination

The key here is using your imagination. You can watch porn if that’s what gets your mind racing, or you can simply close your eyes and imagine a scenario with the sexy woman (or man) in your life that really gets your blood boiling. To be able to fantasize, it’s important that you feel comfortable and relaxed. Lock the door to your room if you don’t live alone, and if you’re worried about a family member overhearing you, you can turn up some music to mask any groans and moans. If you have previous experiences getting a blowjob, thinking back on that sexy experience can really help to channel the feeling mentally while your toy does the physical stimulation.

If you have a VR-set and the Kiiroo Keon or a similar teledildonic toy, getting wrapped up in fantasies won’t be difficult at all. With incredibly steamy videos that sync up with the toy, you’ll both see and feel the action simultaneously. 

Use Lube Generously

I can’t stress this enough: use lots, and I mean LOTS, of lube. Not only does it make the experience a lot better, more enjoyable, and more similar to an actual blowjob, it’s also the best way to avoid chafing or discomfort from friction. Just be sure to use a lube that’s compatible with your toy.

Switch Things Up In The Shower

A lot of toys are fully waterproof, which gives you the opportunity to use them in the shower. Not only will you avoid making a mess, but the hot water can really help you relax and make the experience feel more immersive. It’s almost like getting a warm massage from your lover while having your penis stroked.

Final Thoughts

Okay, so a toy is never going to feel just like the real thing. But it can mimic and recreate the experience, and in some cases, it feels even better. Of course, you’re missing out on the intimate aspect but you also don’t have to suffer from performance anxiety. If you’re often bothered by thoughts like if you’re finishing too fast or not fast enough, an artificial blowjob experience can be really relaxing and enjoyable. And of course, your toys are always up for some action!

There’s no such thing as the perfect blowjob toy, but we think that some of these come pretty damn close. Choose whichever one sounds right for you, whether that’s something fully automatic or just an inviting opening that lets you do most of the work. And of course, remember to take care of and clean your toy regularly. Getting an infection is just not worth it, but make sure not to use harmful soaps when you’re washing your toy. If you take good care of your toy, it will be there for you for as long as you need it to be!