Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Review
You’ve read the book, you’ve seen the movie, now it’s time to play with the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl sex toy. This silicone rabbit vibrator packs a powerful punch and simultaneously stimulates the clit and G-spot for double the fun.
In this review we will get to know the vibrator better and I’ll give the toy the once over in terms of how it looks and feels. I will also give you a brief overview of how it works and, most importantly, how well it performs. As a bonus I’ve thrown in a few top tips too – just to make sure you have maximum fun with your new Greedy Girl vibrator. Let’s find out exactly how I got on with it in my Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl review…
The Design, Look And Feel
Dark, sleek and sexy, the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl rabbit vibrator certainly looks the part. The box is grey and black – designed to resemble the cover of the well-known book, look and you will also spot the black mask that acts as a logo.
The box features a photograph of what’s inside, and a reminder that the toy is part of the “Official Pleasure Collection.” Fifty Shades author EL James has endorsed the sex toy, we don’t know if she’s used it herself, but she’s given it her seal of approval.
Let’s see how the vibrator measures up. The Greedy Girl vibrator has a circumference of 4.75 inches, a length of 10 inches and an insertable length of 5.5 inches. Which is sizable but not too intimidating.
If you like G-Spot stimulation combined with the buzz of clitoral action, this rabbit will make your day. The vibrator boasts two powerful motors, which provide robust vibrations. Variety comes as standard with the Greedy Girl. There are 3 speeds on offer and 9 patterns to choose from. This provides you with no less than 36 vibration combinations, more than enough to keep play interesting.
The vibrator is made from silicone, which is body-safe and non-toxic (latex-free and phthalate free). This is good news if you suffer from allergies or have sensitive skin, and at first touch the vibrator feels smooth, soft and silky.
The Greedy Girl is also USB rechargeable, which means you don’t have to worry about buying batteries (or running out of power at a key moment). Once fully charged, you have approximately 1 hour of fun available.
As a bonus, the product is also waterproof. So, if you fancy revving up your shower time or taking your new toy for a dip in the bathtub, you can. The Greedy Girl vibrator is described as whisper-quiet too, which means you can enjoy discrete play.
When you’re not using the vibrator, you can pop it into the luxe satin bag (included with the product). The storage bag keeps the toy clean, and safe from prying eyes. There’s a travel lock too, so you don’t have to worry about accidentally switching on your vibrator, or the embarrassment of it humming loudly in your bag.
How Does The Greedy Girl Vibrator Work?
The ears are noticeably long and bendable – designed to provide rousing vibrations to tantalize your clit. Maneuverability is key for a toy like this, as you will have to jiggle it around a bit to hit your G-Spot and clit.
The on/off button allows for easy operation (hold down the button to switch on and off). There are two further buttons, a circular one that operates the rabbit ears and an oblong shaped one that operates the shaft.
The two motors power the shaft and ears (they work together or independently), and are satisfyingly potent. Insert the shaft into your vagina for G-Spot fulfillment and place the ears against your clit for hedonistic indulgence.
How Well Does The Greedy Girl Vibrator Perform?
If it’s good enough for Anastasia Steele, it should be good enough for me. However, I’m not one for taking things for granted, so I gave the Greedy Girl a try myself.
I like the dual play concept, like many women, I don’t find it easy to orgasm from penetration alone. However, I find clit stimulation, plus the added pleasure of G-Spot fun often leads to a breath-taking climax.
I decided to go solo with the Greedy Girl vibrator (despite my partner’s keenness to join in with play). Masturbation shouldn’t be a taboo topic, it’s a great way to discover what works for you in the orgasm department. I poured myself a glass of Sauvignon and put on the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie (thought I may as well keep with the theme!). After fast forwarding to the naughty part, I got to grips with the rabbit.
It’s quite an intimidating toy at first glance and not as aesthetically pleasing as some of the other toys in my collection. But if you’re a fan of traditional dual action vibrators (the toy has a long internal shaft and the tried and tested rabbit ears), you won’t be disappointed.
I have to say I was initially impressed by the quietness of the product, when the toy is on the lower settings there’s a pleasingly gentle buzz. However, the Greedy Girl does get louder when you move to the faster settings.
Does its austere look match its power? I’d say it does. The Greedy Girl vibrator is on the powerful side. The vibrations are robust to say the least, and despite being made of silicone the toy is quite firm. If you’re a fan of softly, softly sex, you might prefer to use the vibrator as a vibrating wand to begin with.
That said, once you’ve found your rhythm, things move fast. The vibrations build nicely on your G-Spot and your clit, and it didn’t take too long for me to reach the big ‘O.’
Top Tips For Using The Greedy Girl Vibrator
The Greedy Girl might look a bit scary (especially if you’re new to the world of rabbit vibrators), but it’s user-friendly once you get the hang of it. Find a quiet and comfy space (where you won’t be disturbed) and take the time to properly acquaint your vagina with its new friend.
You can use water-based lubricant to ease things along – great it you’re a bit nervous or just want to heighten the experience and feel those vibrations even more.
We’re sure you will have fun with the vibrator, but you do need to keep it clean. Wash your toy after each use and allow it to dry thoroughly, then store it in the handy satin bag to keep it in great condition.
Apparently, vibrators are beneficial in several ways – e.g. allowing you to get to know your body better, helping you to combat stress, improving bladder control etc. That’s all well and good, but for me, the most important thing a vibrator can do is help me to achieve a knee-trembling orgasm (preferably multiple ones!).
The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Vibrator has the intensity to match its ascetic look and delivers forceful and concentrated vibrations. It may be a bit too punchy for some, but I appreciated its gusto. If you’re a Greedy Girl at heart and crave satisfaction, the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl rabbit vibrator could be just the thing to take to bed with you.